Paul's predictions
Had anyone predicted this before the World Cup they would have been locked up in an asylym. But our eight-legged friend's uncanny knack of predicting all of Germany's results correctly this summer has created the tournament's undoubted internet sensation. He is so famous he even has his very own Twitter account: @PPsychicOctopus.
Don't tell any of my handlers that I can type. The human race will be astounded.